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| Opening logo
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| Recap of first 3 movies. This has a dark tone but most everything else about the movie is silly.
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| Opening titles Sequence. This shot is 100% CGI.
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| Our Heroes, Josh, Bradley, and Austin.
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| Battle rages. The clones fight the police, allowing our three main characters to escape.
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| Lucas, the old Youth Pastor at Church of the Redeemer. He's helpful but clueless.
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| Ridley SpielBrick. Fat, Nearsighted, Bisexual Director who makes bad sequels.
He's the sort of filmmaker I never want to be.
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| Me, the original Matthew. I'm hurt but still able to give vital information needed to stop the clones.
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| Before Charlie's Angels, there were Charlie's Retards. They're the world's most inept mercenaries/hitmen/assassins. They've never ever been able to finish a job because they are accident-prone and have a short attention span. |
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| Houston Metro News. Live! With reporter Lisa Montes.
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| Buildings don't collapse on their own. This one (Spielbrick's studio on stilts) is the target of a bombing raid.
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| The great girls in the movie. Claire/Deborah/Katie/Eileen
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| Bioweapons expert Jane Garrett mulls over the scans of the Holographic Operative Tracker (H.O.T.)
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| Eileen dies in a horrible mortar attack.
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| A ceiling collapses as the destructive siege rages.
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| The church tower is blown to shreds.
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| Clone army advances.
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| Car chases are inevitable action set-pieces. This is the only movie car chase you'll ever watch that has NO REAL MOVING CARS.
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| Me, Myself, and I in an unwinnable showdown.
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